Hello, all my dear f-listers! It seems that my birthday is next Monday, and so here I am shamelessly suggesting that I'd love to get some prezzies! In particular, I'd love Fry/Laurie RPS or any of their characterizations; my faves are Jeeves/Wooster, Tony/Control, and George/Melchet, but I'll enjoy *anything* you'd choose to create for me! Oh, and I almost forgot to mention - slash, please, and I'm of the opinion that there is no such thing as "too pr0ny." :D Original fiction and/or femmeslash are most welcome as well (I think you know which of you in particular I'm speaking to there! )
I'll share that this is a milestone birthday for me... a *big* milestone. Post here with your guess; you get extra points if you guess correctly! :D
And since it's been a few months since I saw this going around and it was fun the last time I played (hi
skyblue_reverie! -- from whom I shamelessly ganked this!), I figured I'd add it here: Fuck, Marry, Kill. You get three people and you have to decide what you're going to do with each of them and why. The fuck is a one-night stand; the marriage is sexless; and the kill is, um, kinda obvious, no? I'll start... Stephen Fry, Control, Jeeves. Have fun!
I'll share that this is a milestone birthday for me... a *big* milestone. Post here with your guess; you get extra points if you guess correctly! :D
And since it's been a few months since I saw this going around and it was fun the last time I played (hi
skyblue_reverie! -- from whom I shamelessly ganked this!), I figured I'd add it here: Fuck, Marry, Kill. You get three people and you have to decide what you're going to do with each of them and why. The fuck is a one-night stand; the marriage is sexless; and the kill is, um, kinda obvious, no? I'll start... Stephen Fry, Control, Jeeves. Have fun!- Current Location:my bedroom
- Current Mood:
giddy - Current Music:Les Mis
Comments
I'm going to guess fifty. *crosses fingers*
I would marry Jeeves, Fuck Control, and Kill Stephen. I'm afraid the choice was hard, but it had to be done. Jeeves would solve all my problems, Control would be adorable in bed, and, sadly, Stephen is left out.
I'll give you Friederich Von Stoltz, Neddy Muldoon, and Mr. Dalliard's Assistant. ^_^
Oh noes! You've killed off Stephen!!! *sobs endlessly* Don't worry, I won't tell you said so.
Hmmm... let's see... this is actually rather easy. I'd kill Neddy (he makes me crazy, and not in a good way), fuck the assistant (I couldn't handle being married to him!), and marry Freidiekins (we'd make arrangements to see a good plastic surgeon, and then I'd have someone who looked just like Hugh sitting across the table from me for every meal. Yum.)
Next round for you... how about Napoleon Dynamite, Capt. Jack Sparrow, and Peter Parker (no, I have no idea where that trio came from, so don't ask. :D).
Hee, yay for MFK! It was quite fun. Let's seee, I'd definitely marry Stephen - he'd be endlessly fun and entertaining to be around, and I'd let him sleep with his darling Hugh all he wanted; I'd fuck Jeeves because rrrrrrowr, that man is hotness; unfortunately, that means killing Control, but he'd probably escape my poor attempts to do so, because he's a SUPER-SPY! :D
Okay, back to you with Mary Kate Danaher (The Quiet Man), Lee Holloway (Secretary), and Charlotte (Lost in Translation).
♥ ♥ ♥
And thanks for saying that I don't look near my age. It helps to be turning 25 when you had your 20-year-old son when you were only 5. *snerk* Oh, wait, that was gross. *shrugs*
hahahhahahah! You're right, Control would escape any poor attempts at assassination, not only because he's a SUPER-SPY, but also because Tony would be right there helping. And I'm with you marrying Stephen, as I have no doubt the conversations would be amazing and the visuals (even if I had to drill a peep hole somewhere) would be equally incredible.
ZOMG, I *love* your trio choice! So lemme see... I'll have to fuck Mary Kate (man, she'd have to dynamite in the sack, RWAOR!!!), marry Charlotte (she's so sweet, and we'd have lots of fun experiences), and kill Lee (only because that's all that's left. I first chose fucking her, but I didn't want to kill Mary Kate .)
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Shag Stephen (it'd be fun), marry Control (he's sweet, one could live with him), shoot Jeeves (because you can't trust him).
Do we give you one back?
Okay, your Shoot, Shag or Mary is...
Captain Jack Harkness
George St. Whateverhisnamewas
Gussie Fink-Nottle
I'd marry George because he's sweet and adorable and looks *exactly* like Hugh Laurie, shag Capt Jack (but only with *lots* of protection. My guess is he'd be dynamite in the sack but heaven only knows where he's been!), and kill Gussie (not the newts, though, just Gussie).
OK, for you? Bertie, Hugh Laurie, House
I'm guessing 50 as well, for a particular reason... ;)
Now onto the meat of the post!!
I'd marry Stephen for the good times we'd have, fuck Jeeves 'cuz he's tasty as all heck, and that leaves Control being killed. Oh, well.
For you: Wilson, Cuddy, Chase (only cuz I'm high on allergy pills and can't think of anything sensible)
Hee! I love your reasoning on who to FMK. I think you've hit my choices right on the head.
Hmmm... I think I'd kill Chase (I just don't care that much about him), fuck Cuddy (what? I mean, look at that bod!), and marry Wilson (I'd let him fuck House all he wanted, and it would be wonderful waking up every day looking at that gorgeous face).
Next round: Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant (well, yeah, pretend they're all still alive ).
Oooh! I like your choices! Let's see... We can eliminate poor Clark now because he doesn't really float my boat. That leaves Jimmy and Cary who were both smokin' hot and delightful. I think I would rather marry Cary, though, because Jimmy was a little too conservative for me, and I'd probably have more fun with Cary. Plus, there are the gay Cary rumors, so I might even get to enjoy some man-love in my very own home. Hee! ;D Oh- and nothing is as gorgeous to me as a young Jimmy Stewart. *drools*
I like the actors theme! Here you go: Paul Newman, Gregory Peck, Robert Redford.
And I'm with you on the young!Jimmy lurve. He was smashing.
OK... I'll say marry Gregory Peck (particularly if he's in Atticus Finch mode... RWAOR!!!), kill Robert (just not really my cuppa), and that leaves you-know-what with Paul. Yayayayayyyy!!!
OK, next go-round: RSL, Hugh, Stephen :D
Would you mind if your prezzie was in the shape of
J&W mary-sue parody crack fic, lol?
And I’m going to guess 50 since I think I remember you mentioning to
me sometime that you were near Stephen’s age :)
Hee! on your guess. :)
As for the meme, I would have the one-night stand with HL...Since he's already married, it would only be for one amazingly wonderful night...I'd make him play music, in between the passion! I'd marry SF, because even a sexless marriage with him, would be equally enjoyable, just for the conversations! I'd kill all the legislators that have prevented human cloning...depriving us of our very own copies of our favorite celebrities, both dead & alive!
Your next three are Johnnie Aysgarth (Cary Grant's role in "Suspicion", L.B. Jefferies (James Stewart's role in "Rear Window," and Rhett Butler (as played by Clark Gable, of course!)
With Hugs from HT!
How about you? What's new with you?
Hmmmm... I think I'd have to have the one-night stand with Johnnie (I mean, it's Cary Grant! :D), marry LB (we'd have some cool photos!), and kill off Rhett. Sorry, but I'm just not that much into that character!
OK, for you? How about... Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, John Wayne -- all late 1930s era.
I don't know who Control is so it's not fair for me to play. I couldn't marry Jeeves, tho. I love the man, but I'd drive him crazy. :)
I'm planning to have your fic back to you by tomorrow. :)
So um my FMK choices: F: Stephen Fry - a memory to treasure for the rest of my life and keep me warm on the cold, dark days! M: Reggie Jeeves - I want an older man who can look after me, not interested in sex really! K: Control - not that I would, but I wouldn't want to fuck him or marry him, just be his friend!
Have a fab birthday my love! Speak to you soon! xxxxxxx
I'm so so so excited for you to go see him, and I know you'll have a wonderful time! I do expect a full report when you return.
Yes, I think I'd have to kill Control, too *sob*. But for the other choices I'd do the reverse... Stephen would make an interesting and witty companion and I think Jeeves would be dynamite in the sack. :D
Thanks for the birthday greetings, my dear! xxxxxxxxxx
Im afraid i dont have a gift to offer, but I do have a tiny Stephen story to tell. The other day I talked to someone who said they met Stephen at a Rufus Wainright concert in London the other night (maybe some of you were there. Im in the U.S unfortuneately). She said he was very nice and that his boyfriend was cute. Ive never seen him, is there any pictures of him? I was very excited to hear this(and of course very jealous as well:P) It seems like Stephen can easily be spotted in London it seems. Thats not fair for those of us who are stuck in the U.S! lol Im moving to England!
Oooooh, your Stephen story is absolutely wonderful, and it makes the *perfect* gift for a Stephen fangirl like myself! :D I love to imagine walking down a street in London and looking up to see Stephen coming the other way. Yayyyyyyyyy!!!! Although considering I live in the US as well, that's not likely to happen in the near future.
No, I haven't seen any photos of Stephen's boyfriend, either!
I hope this milestone year brings you only happiness and creative fulfillment... and I thank you for making my life that much more enjoyable...With Hugs & Sweet Harmonies, Always From HT!
(Please click on House's thumbnails, for even bigger hugs!)
Hugh certainly does make a lovely gift! Hee!
Thanks again, my friend! *hugs*