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Five F/L Drabbles: PG to NC17

These are a few more drabbles from a meme I posted recently. Thanks to everyone who played along! :D

Pairing: Tony Inchpractice/John
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 150
Summary: John guests on one of Tony's interview shows.
Requested Fandom & Prompts: Boffle: giant, bushel, what by zekkass

'Good evening and welcome to "Trying to Get a Snog From." I'm your host, Tony Inchpractice, and tonight I shall be "Trying to Get a Snog From" John, one of Uttoxeter’s young up-and-comers. Good evening, John.'

'Damn, double damn, and an extra giant damn to keep you warm on cold winter nights.'

'Hmmm, indeed, thank you. John, I’d like to know… may I get a snog from you?'

'What in arsing damnation are you talking about?'

'A snog, John… a nice, rousing, wet tongue kiss to get the blood moving. How about it, John?'

'Did that daughter of a hellhound Marjorie put you up to this?'

'Forgive me… Marjorie? Never heard of her. Now how about that snog?'

'Sorry, Inchpractice, I wouldn’t snog you for a bushel of Derwent Enterprises' prime stock. My, uh, business partner wouldn’t like it.'

'And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Bye bye.'


Pairing: Tony/Control
Rating: PG
Word Count: 125
Summary: Valerie writes a note.
Requested Fandom & Prompts: Tony/Control: time, droll, not by zekkass

Dear Tony,

I just wanted to take some time to write and tell you how happy I am for you. I've seen how you've pined for your secret love over the years, and the fact that you're now together makes me very happy.

I used to hope that I could win your heart, but such was not to be.

Control is lucky to have you. You are the most handsome, caring, droll, polite, wonderful man I've ever met. I wish you all the best.


Valerie wiped away the single tear that had fallen to the paper. She had never let on how she'd felt and, shredding the paper into tiny bits and tossing them into the waste bin, she knew she never would.

Pairing: John/Peter
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 165
Summary: John has an unexpected visitor.
Requested Fandom & Prompts: Boffle John and Peter: Majorie, damn, control by envisigon
Author's Note: Many thanks to my lovely kink-sistah skyblue_reverie for providing the direction this one should take. You are teh bestest! :D

John reveled in the sensations he was experiencing. Peter's mouth engulfed him completely, sliding up and down the hard length faster and faster; his hands cradled Peter's head, fully in control of the bobbing motions. John leaned back harder in his chair, bracing himself for the release he knew would not be far off.

He looked down at his partner. The sight of Peter on his knees under the desk, lips stretched and swollen, spurred John's passion. He teetered on the brink of orgasm, aching deliciously for the last sensation that would push him over the edge.

Suddenly, John became aware of his office door being pushed open.

"Marjorie!" John felt himself erupt hard and hot into Peter's mouth.

She stood in the doorway, smirking. She'd always known there was more between the two men than John admitted.

"Having fun, John? I was going to invite you to lunch, but I see you're already occupied. Another time, perhaps." She chuckled and left the room.


Pairing: Hugh/Stephen
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 175
Summary: Hugh muses.
Requested Fandom & Prompts: Hugh/Stephen: multiplicity, green, down by derien

The multiplicity of characters Stephen can inhabit delights me tremendously. There's Jeeves, so stalwart and sure; Oscar Wilde, heart wrenching and broken; Peter Morton, touching and sincere. Then there are all the wonderful, silly personas he portrayed for the various comedic sketches we wrote; Stephen has always been utterly courageous onstage no matter what we managed to think up for him.

There's the Stephen that the public think they know: actor, novelist, comedian, librettist, thinker, quizmaster extraordinaire. Certainly, he is all those things, not to mention excellent friend, incomparable godfather, first-rate dinner companion, indulgent uncle, caring brother, and loving son.

But only one person on Earth is privileged to know the true Stephen, to understand what he's like at the depth of his sorrow, the height of his ecstasy, the pinnacle of his joy. Lying beside him, I reach for him, content and secure in the familiarity that our long friendship and the affection that we have for each other will stand forever.

As we snuggle under our green down duvet, I know I'm home.

Character: Jack (Boffle)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 225
Summary: Jack starts taking back his life.
Requested Fandom & Prompts: Jack (Boffle): gun, scars, sheets by cosmicwaffles

The sheets of rain pounding against the windows created a steady rhythm that unnerved him. Of course, the gun pointed directly at his heart wasn't making him feel exactly safe, either.

"What do you want from me?" Jack asked, trying to sound nonchalant but inwardly trembling.

"You know what I want, Jack," his tormentor replied.

"No, I don't. Really, I don't!"

"You better figure it out, Jack. otherwise, I'm afraid I'll you'll be quite sorry before this is all over."

Just then, the door flew open. "Fred, what are you doing? Untie him this instant!"

Jack had never been so happy to see her in all his life.

"Yes, mother," sulked Fred. "I was only trying to..."

"I don't care what you think you were trying to do, you do not treat your little brother like that when I leave you in charge of watching him! And you can hand me that water pistol of yours. I don't care if it is your favorite toy; when you put red ink it and deliberately ruin perfectly good clothing, you shan't be allowed to have it!"

Ten-year-old Jack, now freed, ran to his mother's arms. She hugged him tightly and kissed the top of his head. At that moment, Jack decided he'd had enough. From now on, he'd be the one causing fear and leaving emotional scars.



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Apr. 2nd, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)
Wow, That was hotter then a direct missile hitting an erupting volcano. Thank you so much for that. *Squee*
Apr. 2nd, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)
You're very welcome; glad you enjoyed! :)
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)

Jack with a brother?! Dear lord! *mentally tallies with internal canon; doesn't match up; whatever; still a cool idea*

And that NC-17 John/Peter...daaaamn. Wonderful!
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
Oh, and minor nitpick. At the first drabble, it says Inchpractice/Jack. That would be interesting, but it's John. ^^
Apr. 2nd, 2007 02:15 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm afraid I've given away my next little bunny. I'm interested to see what Inchpractice/Jack would be like together. Hee!

But thanks for the notice... I've made the correction.
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)

"Good evening and welcome to "Reading a Religious Pamphlet With". Tonight I shall be "Reading a Religious Pamphlet With" Jack Dalliard, leader of the 'Cause of Freedom'. Good evening, Mr. Dalliard, thanks for coming on the show."

"You may address me as Jack."

"Thank you, Jack. Say, are you religious in any way?"


"Would you care to read this?" [Tony holds out a pamphlet]

"It is drivel. No."

"Oh. Very well, Jack." [Tony turns to the camera.] "Good nig-"

[Camera begins to fade out]

"Do you believe in the Cause?"
Apr. 2nd, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
*applauds* Brava, m'dear, well done! ;D

I LOVE the last line, just as the camera fades out. Hee!
Apr. 2nd, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
*grin* Thank you!

And then I can see Jack questioning Tony at length, and eventually leaving him in peace - for now. >:3
Apr. 2nd, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC)
Hah! I have no internal canon for Jack, so I was free to go where I wanted. ;)

Yeah, I thought John and Peter deserved to get together. :D

Thanks, as always, for reading and commenting, m'dear!
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
Someday we should hold a conference and exchange internal canons, and compare the details. I certainly think it'd be interesting. ;)
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I've never really thought that hard about Jack; he mostly creeps me out. I think it was the ep where he stabbed Neddy that did it for me. ;)

But yes, we should get all the Boffle nuts together in one giant IM and have at it. Yay!
Apr. 2nd, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC)
Or, if not an IM, maybe a post, asking for internal canon ideas....*shrug* Something to get people's ideas out. I've got my entire history for Jack figured out, mostly, and some ideas for Tony and Control's history, too.
Apr. 2nd, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Lovely, as always. I adore them all, but my special favorites are the John/Peter (hot!) and the Hugh/Stephen, which caused me to utterly melt. Gorgeous work.

Apr. 2nd, 2007 02:22 pm (UTC)
*flails* Yay, I always love your comments!

And eeek! I forgot your well-deserved credit on the John/Peter ficcy; that has now been corrected. (I love the way it turned out... it was a PERFECT solution! Yay!)

Hugh/Stephen are always melt-worthy. *le sigh*

♥ *wishes the heart would turn sideways and fade to pink* ;)
Apr. 3rd, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
Awww, yay for comment-love and thank you for credit! You are too sweet to me. You took the idea and ran with it, hon! But now I want to see a sequel - Peter's going to be somewhat put out that John shouted "Marjorie" just as he came - John's got some splainin' to do, methinks. :D

♥ (I agree, the flipping-color-changing hearts are the cutest!)
Apr. 3rd, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
You are a total darling, as always. :) *HUGE HUGH HUG*
And that is one of my fave icons. *Le Sigh*

Hahahaha... needing a Peter sequel. Maybe you should write that one! *nudge nudge*
Apr. 12th, 2007 05:57 am (UTC)
These were just what the doc ordered for me, dear! DAAAMN!!
Apr. 12th, 2007 11:15 am (UTC)
Yay! I'm so glad you enjoyed them! Please feel free to repeat doseage as many times as you feel the need to. ;) Thanks for the lovely comment.
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