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Ode to OTP

There is no good reason in the world for this, and yet here it is. My prediction is that you will either giggle wildly or vomit. Hopefully not both.

Tune: If I Had a Talking Picture of You (obviously) ;)

Ode to J/W

If I had a smutty fanfic of you
I would read 'cause you're my one pairing true.
I would sit there by the light
Of my monitor at night
And applaud each time you panted, "Sir, I want to screw you."
On the screen when belts and ties came in view
I'd be thrilled beyond believing—woo hoo!
I would read 10 times a day, and write some myself someday
If I had a smutty fanfic of you.

I offer icons as penance! :)

1. FryName.jpg 2. MiddleFinger.jpg 3. DietrichVendette.jpg 4. Daphne.jpg

Please credit if you take.
Please don't hotlink.
Please leave a comment!

Anyone care to go next? Perhaps "Bertie and His Brunette-Headed Valet" (tune: "47 Ginger-Headed Sailors")? Anyone?


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Nov. 3rd, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's about what I figured. ;)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
It was good, though, and very true. X3
Nov. 3rd, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
*chuckle* Nice stuff. X3 Icons= LOVE by the way! I'm taking three and four cause Stephen rocks my world... XD
Nov. 3rd, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! This silly little thing came and planted itself into my brain stem and refused to leave until I posted. :)

The full pic for #3 is hot hot hot. Gah what an absolutely huge slice of gorgeousness—Stephen in dark green velvet!
Nov. 3rd, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
I just sang that out loud to my roommate. You are wonderful!
Nov. 3rd, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
Why thanks! It IS a good sing, isn't it? *hums happily*
Nov. 3rd, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
made me Laugh Out Loud! thankies...
Nov. 3rd, 2006 02:28 am (UTC)
welc-ies! *loves to make people LOL*
Nov. 3rd, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
Perhaps "Bertie and His Brunette-Headed Valet" (tune: "47 Ginger-Headed Sailors")?

Bwah. Oh, I may be humming that song for a while now. thanks for the laugh.
Nov. 3rd, 2006 02:30 am (UTC)
*chants and bangs beer stein on table* Write it! Write it! Write it!

Glad you enjoyed...and happy singing! And thanks for the comment :)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
I <3 your filk!! Good show! *applauds* :)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 04:47 am (UTC)
*curtseys* why thankee, m'dear!

Here, have a J&W quote: You could fling bricks by the half hour in England's most densely populated districts without hitting one girl willing to become Mrs. Fink-Nottle without a general anesthestic.
Nov. 3rd, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Someone needs to sing this and we can add it to the Indeed Sir Official Soundtrack. :D
Nov. 3rd, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
*phone rings on desk of HL's agent*

MsLiz: Hello, I represent a LiveJournal community called IndeedSir. Our interest is slash between Bertie Wooster and Jeeves. We are putting together our official soundtrack, and we would like to hire Mr. Laurie to record the songs. The first one is a slash parody of a song he sang as Bertie.

HL's agent: I don't understand a word you just said.


MsLiz: Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Indeed Sir Official Soundtrack Hee! I'm honored to have this included. We need a few more, though, don't you think?
Nov. 3rd, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
Well we do have THREE sung songs already... ;)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 07:13 am (UTC)
Oh, very cool! Would you be so kind as to point me to them? Would love to see! ;)
Nov. 6th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
Nov. 7th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)


*happy dances*

*dies from joy*

These are AWESOME! :) I didn't think you meant actually really recorded songs!

Now, I am inspired to go figure out how to make an mp3 file. And not sure what I'll use for accompaniment...kazoo maybe? banjolele? Hard to sing while playing trombone...

thanks for sending! *mwah*

Do you know if the words to these beauties are captured anywhere?
Nov. 8th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
Well, they're all been posted to indeedsir, but I don't think I'd be able to dig them up. You could post about it and I'm sure that someone would remember.

Both "Any Time Is Slash Time" and "I Want A Valet" were done by lucylou. I can't remember who did "Jeeves & The Cracking Yarn" because I have trouble remembering LJ people's real names. :P
Nov. 10th, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
thanks for the suggestion. I'll poke around and see what I can find.

Icon!Love Hee! May I request a Long Confident Suck?
Nov. 13th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
Hee hee! I love your ode, and you are so sweet to include the linkies. Yay for belts and ties!

Gorgeous icons, as well. I can't remember which ep #2 is from - what's with Bertie's naugty finger gesture? (I'm sure it wasn't intended as an obscene gesture, but it's a great icon.)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
Why thanks! I rather like it. Bertie being unintentionally naughty...and *swoon* those lovely long fingers.

The scene is from the beginning of Brinkley Manor, just after The Hunger Strike. Bertie is consulting the homemaker's book on how to make tea (or the dictionary to look up 'smex,' whichever you prefer).
Nov. 3rd, 2006 05:16 am (UTC)
Ah! Of course! I should have recognized it from that icon, which I have been proudly displaying about. Yes, his fingers are quite gorgeous. Of course, Jeeves's hands are gorgeous as well. :)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
I yoinked this gorgeous hand-porn shot recently. Yum. Yum. Yum.

Damn! How did so much talent, hubba, and just thingness get squeezed into these two fabulous creatures? Maybe that's why they're extra tall? LOL!

Triple damn and an extra slice of damn for tomorrow!
Nov. 3rd, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
Oh, and thanks for showing off the smex icon! ;)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
I know what you mean about those two and their thingness. Unfair to the rest of the population, I s'pose, but at least it gives us fangirls (and fanboys) a couple of extremely attractive targets for our obsession. :)

Triple damn and an extra slice of damn for tomorrow!

Ha! What a great expression.

I love the smex icon, and I'm ganking #s 1-3, above, as well. :D For whatever reason, drag just doesn't do it for me. *shrug* Have you branched out into animated icons at all? There should be more animated J&W and Fry/Laurie icons in the world. :)

I'll see your piano!hands icon and raise you a smoking!hands icon. ;)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
I haven't started doing animateds yet. But I do want to learn. Right now I'm at the learning-by-reading stage. Need to figure out what software I need, etc.

Ohhhhhhh....SF's smoking!hand!porn is fabulous. I'm going to have some very fucking hot hot fucking lovely dreams tonight!
Nov. 4th, 2006 05:53 am (UTC)
Look, look, my first animation! :) It's just words (best quote of the week from this past Tuesday's House), but woo hoo! It's a start! :)
Nov. 5th, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
Yay! First animated icon! Woo hoo! Go, you! I loved that quote. What program are you using for making icons?
Nov. 5th, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
Thanks for the enthusiasm! :)

Quote = total awesomeness for encouraging masturbation on network TV at 8:15 PM! *snerk!*

I downloaded something called AVD Video Professor. I'm not sure it's the best option, so I'll try a few other things. But I'll work with it for now and then see what else I might want.

I've been looking around for smoking pix for icons...if you run across any, send 'em over! How's this for smokin'?
Nov. 5th, 2006 06:18 am (UTC)
Hee, very cute! I have a couple of VERY hot Hugh smoking pictures (from the show Spooks) but what's the best way to get them to you? Should I email them to you? I don't know how to post a picture in a comment, and anyway these are pretty large.
Nov. 5th, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
Yep, emailing them to me is good. Or if you have the URL of the site you got them from, you can just send that along. Yeah, I've seen some of those Jools-smokin' pictures, and they are, indeed, smokin'. They will be yummy to make! Come to think of it, I have the DVD with those eps from Blockbuster.com...I'll have to watch them tomorrow!

Alternative 1: You can load the photos here on LJ. Just go to pictures, upload pictures. Then the photos get a web address that you can email or put into the HTML code of comments. If you right-click the 3-cig picture above, one of the menu options will be "Copy Image Location." Click that, and then paste that URL into the address bar of a browser window, and you'll go right to the picture for grabbing.

Alternative 2: Do you have an account over on Photobucket? It's free, and you get something like 1 gig of space. I use Photobucket rather than LJ. Not out of any particular preference; just that Photobucket gives you more space.

This icon put me in the mind of those smoke!fics you hooked me up with. :)
Nov. 5th, 2006 07:04 am (UTC)
Ooh, thanks for all the info. I have emailed them to you, but if that doesn't work I'll do one of the alternatives. Smoking fics are HOT, especially those ones! There should be more. Must remember to bug jadedgothchild about it. :D
Nov. 5th, 2006 08:31 am (UTC)
And now presenting...the hotness that is Jools smoking. You can dance on over to my user pics to see the rest. You earned inspiration credit on all. ;)

I adore windswept!Stephen. Adore.

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Nov. 5th, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks...I'm so glad you like them! I think my favorites are the one in my just-previous post and the one in this post. The face close-ups are yummy, but I like the "full picture" shot best. And I love the hand...you know how I feel about those fingers!

And of course you deserve inspiration credit! You're the little minx who's gotten me into RPS!smoking!fic. "smoking at each other" indeed! (Oh, and I love you for it!)

May I gank?
Oh, my darling, I'm so rude for not inviting you to! Of course, you get to gank that which you inspire. XD
Nov. 5th, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
Waaaahhhh...I accidentally deleted Sky's post. :( I thought that delete button would just take it out of my messages list, not remove the post itself. I'd managed to snag the comment before it was lost forever, so here it is.

Eeeeee! Gorgeous! Thank you for credit, unearned though it may be. May I gank? :)

Oh, I adore windswept!Stephen too. All credit to melchy, who made the icon for personal use only, but then I begged her for it, and she very kindly gave me permission to use it.
Nov. 3rd, 2006 11:25 am (UTC)
oh, dear.
Nov. 3rd, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but it's not quite so "oh dear" when you sing it...really...

Nov. 3rd, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
Ha! beats the poetry I used to have to read in High School.

Love the icons. Bertie's giving us the finger! Naughty naughty, Bertie!
Nov. 3rd, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
Yikes, you must have had some totally awful poetry!

Yeah, I love that little finger shot too. I know it's not intentional, but it's still delish.

Thx for the icon!love. :)
Nov. 3rd, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
The best thing about it is that he does have this kind of 'f*ck you' expression on his face.
Nov. 4th, 2006 06:20 am (UTC)
Why is it an either/or situation? I'll giggle wildly after I vomit.

But really, you have to do the rest of the songs! How many times did you have to listen to it to get all the syllables right?
Nov. 4th, 2006 06:35 am (UTC)
I'll giggle wildly after I vomit.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! I think I ♥ you for that. *friending*

How many times? I'd be embarrassed to say, I think. I have the songs downloaded onto my PC so I can listen to them at work; I also made myself a CD for my car, which I listen to all the time. So I pretty much know these babies inside and out. I believe in dedication to my task! Or else I am a total fangirly dweeb. Probably both. Hee!

you have to do the rest of the songs
Well, if my fans insist...
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Sep. 16th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
It's funny AND true. And applaud each time you panted, "Sir, I want to screw you." Brilliant. :-D
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